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Crosseyed Comedy

Couples & date nights

A date night built on the one thing every couple in the room shares

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Marriage ministry is competing with the couch. The couples you most want at a marriage event are the ones most tired on a Friday night, and a workshop is a tough sell to someone who just finished a work week and a bedtime routine. A comedy date night is not a tough sell. It is a babysitter and a night out, and it happens to be at church.

Crosseyed Comedy's couples nights are built on material about long marriages, raising kids, in-laws, and the daily negotiations of sharing a life with someone. Between the four of us we have been married for most of a century, and all of it is on the table. Couples laugh at themselves, at each other, and most importantly together, which is the whole point.

How churches run it

  • Dessert and doors

    Round tables, candles, a dessert bar, and childcare down the hall. The room should feel like a date.

  • The show

    Sixty to seventy-five minutes of standup on marriage and family, with a couples game that gets two or three pairs on stage.

  • A marriage moment

    Many churches follow the show with a 10-minute word from the marriage pastor, a blessing, or an invitation to the spring class. Comedy opens the door; you decide what walks through.

  • Table conversation

    We can supply light conversation cards for the dessert portion so couples talk to each other, not only at the stage.

Who shows up

Everyone from newlyweds to couples celebrating fifty years, and that mix is the magic. A twenty-six-year-old hears a joke about year thirty and laughs at the future; a sixty-year-old hears a joke about toddlers and laughs at the past. Our material is clean, so the only thing anyone is nervous about is being picked for the game show. It is also pastorally safe: no jokes that belittle marriage, husbands, wives or singles, because we actually like all of them.

Valentine's, anniversaries and marriage conferences

The February calendar fills first, so if you want a Valentine's weekend date night, book in the fall. Comedy also works as the Friday-night opener for a weekend marriage conference, or as the celebration dinner for a vow-renewal or anniversary Sunday.

What booking looks like

You send the date, city, venue, expected crowd and the kind of night you want. We reply with availability, a suggested lineup and format, and a clear price. From there you get one point of contact, a simple agreement, a tech rider that fits in one email (a microphone, a stool and a light), and promotional assets: photos, bios, a short reel and ready-to-post social graphics.

On the night, the comedians arrive early, sound-check quietly, and keep to the time you gave them. Your pastor gets the room back exactly when the schedule says.

Questions planners ask

Is the material appropriate for a church setting?

Yes. It is honest about marriage, which is what makes it funny, and it is completely clean. Nothing crude, nothing that disrespects marriage or the people in it.

Can singles attend?

Of course, and they do. We never single anyone out for being single, and the material about family, in-laws and daily life lands for everyone.

How long is a couples night show?

Sixty to seventy-five minutes is the sweet spot for a date night with dessert. We can run shorter if you have a speaker or a program after.

How big a lineup does a couples night need?

A compact lineup with a couples game is a great date night for up to about 200 people. For larger rooms or a conference opener, the full ensemble adds variety and energy. Either way it is booked as Crosseyed Comedy, and we build the lineup for your date.

Do you help us promote it?

Yes: a reel, graphics sized for every platform, bios and a blurb. Date nights sell best when announced as a gift to the congregation, with childcare made obvious in the first line.

Before you book, read these

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What the room says afterward

Not your watered-down, run-of-the-mill, dad-joke-filled show. This is real comedy from nationally recognized performers who happen to have a heart for God.

Meet the lineup

Give your couples a night out they will talk about on the drive home

Pick a Friday. We will take care of the funny part.