Professional, hilarious Christian entertainment
Not your watered-down, dad-joke-filled show. Crosseyed Comedy brings proven, professional clean comedy to church events, from nationally recognized comedians seen on late-night TV, Amazon and Dry Bar Comedy who have a heart for God.
Crosseyed Comedy brings award-winning standup, sketch comedy and audience participation to churches, fundraisers, couples nights and outreach events. Fifteen minutes or ninety, in a fellowship hall or a 2,000-seat sanctuary, with a lineup sized to your room.
It is clean because that is how we write, not because somebody handed us a list of banned words. It is funny because the material comes from real life: marriage, kids, church potlucks, getting older, and the gap between who we meant to be this morning and who we were by lunch.
Why Crosseyed Comedy
You are not hiring a comedian and hoping. You are booking an organization that has done this, in rooms like yours, many times over.
Eighty-seat fellowship halls, 2,000-seat sanctuaries, gyms, theaters and banquet rooms. We know what works in yours before we walk in.
Our comedians have been seen on late-night TV, Amazon and Dry Bar Comedy and heard on national radio. Club-quality comedy, church-safe material.
No profanity, nothing crude, nothing that makes a guest regret coming. Clean because that is how we write, not because of a list of banned words.
Standup, sketch and audience games, sized to your room and your schedule, from a 10-minute sermon kickoff to a 90-minute showcase.
You book Crosseyed Comedy, not a list of individuals. One point of contact, a simple agreement, and a lineup we put together for your date and region.
A promo kit the week you book (reel, graphics, blurbs), a tech rider that fits in one email, and a show that starts and ends when we said it would.
For your event
Sermon kickoffs, fundraisers, couples nights, or just a great outreach night. Different rooms, same promise: funny, professional and completely clean.
Fill the sanctuary on a Friday with an evening the whole congregation can bring their neighbors to.
Learn moreTicketed shows and gala entertainment that keep donors in their seats and in a giving mood.
Learn moreMarriage-ministry events built on jokes about the thing every couple in the room has in common: each other.
Learn moreSermon kickoffs, men's and women's events, youth nights, school assemblies and city-wide outreach.
Learn moreThe show
Two to four comedians, one emcee, ninety minutes of nonstop clean standup. The format most churches and fundraisers book.
Scripted sketches and improvised games the audience can shout into. Great for youth-and-parents nights and retreats.
Game-show segments that bring your pastor, your board, or your most reluctant volunteer up on stage, and let them win.
A ten-to-fifteen-minute set that opens a service with laughter and hands the room back to the pastor warmed up and listening.
On the calendar
Public dates, church nights and festival sets. If we are not coming to your city yet, that is fixable.
Not your watered-down, run-of-the-mill, dad-joke-filled show. This is real comedy from nationally recognized performers who happen to have a heart for God.
How booking worksFrom the blog
Church programming
December is the easiest month of the year to get people through your doors, and the hardest month to book entertainment. Here's how to plan a church Christmas party, staff party or community holiday night around clean comedy, and when to book it.
Outreach
Comedy nights bring more first-time visitors through the door than almost any other church event, and they do it without asking anyone to sing, stand or pray. Here's why they work and how to run one well.
Fundraising
A practical playbook for churches, Christian schools and nonprofits that want to replace the rubber-chicken banquet with a comedy show, including ticket pricing, sponsorship tiers and a realistic revenue model.
Tell us the date, the city, the room, and who will be in it. You'll hear back promptly with availability, a lineup, and pricing.
